Paulie is the super-buff resident furniture maker. According to him, no one is more manly. He has a large x-shaped scar on his right cheek.
- Cheap Soda, Wood
- "Men should be as strong as me! Mars? Oh, come on, he's not even close."
- "Once I said I wanted to be the strongest man in Portia, they all laughed. Then I said I wanted to run a furniture store, they laughed even more. But look who got the last laugh."